Nartard

A next level ass eating retard

That nartard knows how to chow down.

by Tdiddy5 March 11, 2017

A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011

Neard

Facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

by Theunseeingrooster September 9, 2010

Nartz

Usually spoken after a minor mistake, often accompanied by aw before the word.

After seeing that he got one of the problems on the test wrong, he muttered "Nartz it!".

by TheVeegs November 3, 2014

neat-o

cool and freakin awsome and nifty and swell

Alec Smith is super neat-o

by Schmitty! December 14, 2008

neast

nasty yeast infection

girl: i had sex in a pond with jd, karla! now i have a neast.

thug: blad i hooked up with some link and now i'm a victim of neast

by stacey appleyard July 9, 2009

Neat

Adj,

1. Used when describing something in nature that is just too cool for school. Can also be used to emphasize the awesomeness of a grossly underpowered firearm, a tiny tree, animal, or a funny looking stick.

Origin: Nature Walk video series.

Christmas trees actually grow all year round. Not just when they are Christmasy and Santa's around. Pretty neat!

by mkesailor February 26, 2011