When someone makes an urban dictionary definition of their own (or someone else's) name to either call them out on something or make themselves (And everyone else with that name) seem cool.
Self-Centered Human: Hey, check it out! An Urban Dictionary definition I made got onto the front page!
Regular Human: Dude, it's your name. Name-Defining is so stupid.
Things people submit on this site when they have an unhealthy obsession with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be better off on the receiving end of a loaded handgun
“Bryan: the sweetest, hottest guy on the planet etc.”
Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said name definitions.
abbv. for Name definitions here on UD.
If someone defines someones name, it a name def, or ND.
Very common to def someones name in a defamatory way, like "shaun - the cheapest MF ever, cheats on everybody....", or in a good way: "Brad - the cutes guy ever..."
A name def is considered by UDitors to be a good reason NOT to publish a def, or to remove.
Uditor 1: I found a defamatory name def, so I removed it.
UDitor 2: Yeah, I got several, both positive and negative, and didn't publish them.
These goddamn motherfuckers who write gross generalizations on Urban Dictionary about what certain names, generalizing the personality traits of the people given those names at birth.
Name Arbiters- As If they speak for all Andrew's and John's and Alex's and etc. Who made them the fucking arbiters of name-meaning? Why am I wasting my time writing this stupid bullshit when i could be looking at my gay-midget-incestual-bestiality- snuff films shot in Siberia by the russian mafia?
Most likely made by people who want their name to be something about them having a big dick when they obviously know its not true or people who want raise their Self Esteem
Person Uno: My name on urban dictionary apparently means "someone who has a big dick"
Person Deux: Pretty much every Name definition on urban dictionary is that ya twat
Person Eins: You don't have a big willy anyway
Person 2: Oh :(((