Oh, you’re not guilty!

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.

“Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”

by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018

Guilty job

When a girl ,who is in a relationship with somebody else, crys and says how she should not be doing this but still continues to finish the job

Guy 1- "Damn bro did you see that girl?" "Too bad she's got a boyfriend." Guy 2- "yeah she won't let you hit it, but she sure will give you a guilty job"

by Shaddrick January 24, 2019

guilty bread

A dish to be served only to those willing to break the sacred pinky promise

Oh look she’s had another guilty bread, mother will not be pleased!

by Father Doo May 19, 2018

Guilty ghosting

Ghosting a person due to the fact that you drunk-texted him and then you’re too ashamed to make a contact with him again

Daaaamn I texted him I want to be gangbanged, I’ve been guilty ghosting him eversince.

by Xtrzx December 20, 2019

Guilty Glove

When you commit sins wearing nothing but gloves, usually performed in the bedroom.

"Gerald is an avid user of the Guilty Glove."
"I caught my dad with the Guilty Glove last night, mom wasn't happy."

by Gerald E. Smith January 6, 2020

Guilty Of Being White

A song by Minor Threat which sums up how white people feel today

Why should we be guilty of being white because of something that none of us alive in this world took part in?

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2023

trump guilty

A case of gelatinous defecation who denies that his shit does not stink.

Secret Service Agent 1: Has the septic tank overflowed again?

Secret Service 2: trump guilty

by trumpblows June 13, 2023