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Nikola is a name given to a glorious male with a primed up and colossal cock. His veiny penis, muscles, body, and personality are what make him into a beast. He's a real funny guy that'll tickle you inside out. He's a magnet that attracts all the positives to the negatives but if your negative to him, he'll fuck you. Nikola is an all in one package deal. He is the real deal. He's the best deal.
Girl 1: Did you see Nikola's fucking cock? Oh my god, a masterpiece! His cocks so huge it makes me hornyyy!
Girl 2: Did you see his perfect body? Not only that but hes so funny and talented too!
Some random fuck: I wish I was Nikola 😥
Nikola by Colossal Cunt February 7, 2020
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An amazing and incredibly sheksee engineering student.
person 1. Wow! Who's that hottie?
Informed and wise person 2. He MUST be a Nikolas!

nikolaevsk 

Too drive under the influence and flip or turnover your vehicle going at a speeds of 5-25mph with a bunch of chicks and dudes in the vehicle.
Dude did you hear? Peter pulled a nikolaevsk!
nikolaevsk by Denis Bas July 4, 2008
The Golagim is a real life nation that live inside the Africa villages their leader is Nikolag that grew the Golag Nation big enough so there can be a Golag Village.
Wow I wish I was a Golag like Nikolag...

Wow this Nikolag is such a good golag

The Mighty Golags won the war!
Nikolag by Haisesasaki July 25, 2016
Nikola is sexy
Nikola by Niki_03 January 2, 2017

pulled a Nikolas 

To inadvertently drop or knock over something while eating at the table.
*Person A drops his fork for the eighth dinner in a row*
Person B: "Fail dude; you pulled a Nikolas"
pulled a Nikolas by kingofgin January 6, 2012

Nikolas Schreck 

The lead vocalist for the legendary neogothic eighties band "Radio Werewolf."

Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.
Nikolas Schreck is singing, so shut the fuck up you fat ugly whore!