stinging nettle

Cockney rymming slang or as commonly used "mockney" rymming slang for a kettle

"put the stinging nettle on squire"

by Alexandre Ruska-Smith December 29, 2007

Stinging Nettle

An unfortunate turn of events during a round of golf, usually involving green prickly weeds, over indulgence of alcohol, a case of the shanks, or Frank Raneri.

During their annual Myrtle Beach golf trip, Sam ran in to multiple patches of Stinging Nettle!

by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

tj nettles

poonono, 35-110 year old vagina with large muff

moni likes tj nettles

by dusty cunt June 9, 2008

piss off a nettle

When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.

Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.

by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016

stinging nettle

a plant with stinging neddles that when you touch it the needles shoot onto you and make you itch really bad comonly found in dry areas

i stepped on the stinging nettle and it hurt like hell my foot has been itching for 30 minutes

by cornhoolio December 2, 2009

nestea

Having excessive amounts of lemon, it is the worst attempt at sweet tea ever.

Why can't they make nestea without the lemon flavor?!!

by Subcool August 4, 2009