Neanderthalis Decibelus

A type of loser.
Specifically a loser with a compunction to force EVERYONE to listen to their crappy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.

If that Neanderthalis Decibelus doesn't turn his volume down I swear I'm gonna shove that boombox up his rectum.

by @pop_art July 28, 2009

suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.

Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!

by Paedo69 December 23, 2017

Neasa

A very bright, adorable Cuban girl who lives on the beach and enjoys not wearing shoes. She can help you with any problem you have and she's always good for a laugh. She will get unbeliveably mad at times but she is always the person to forgive. It might take a while, but she always comes around.

Man I wish I have a friend like yours, she's such a Neasa.

by YouKnowMe34210 May 4, 2011

neens

a massive nerd, that enjoys orienteering, buffy, angel and 90's hard trance. prone to lengthening skirts, pulling up socks, staring blankly and attempting to convince people she isnt a geek

'who's the nerd asleep after lunch in a punlic place??'
'oh that's neens'

by addz_1 January 3, 2008

nease

A bad ass mother fucker with a damn hammer and vape by his side at all times.

Wow, that man is such a big nease.

by ThaVols November 11, 2014

neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.

I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.

by Big Dumb Animal and Line Crosser July 27, 2007

Neasden

Cultural capital of North London. Famous for its magnificent rail depot and Neasden Temple which is supposed to be the largest Hindu temple outside India. Also home to Neasden FC, one of the country's finest football clubs.

"A holiday in Neasden is better than a soapy tit wank off a porn star." (British Tourist Board, 2003)

by Wizards Sleeve June 22, 2005