by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018

by cool_kat456 May 7, 2018

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

by Urban_Dicktionary69 July 31, 2017

That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat
by pentozali December 31, 2013

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

International holiday on March 23rd to appreciate the unique friends in your life that bring joy, much like Narwhals, the unicorn of the sea.
by Cocoa4tu May 7, 2017
