Muttontown, NY

A small village in Long Island, NY about 25 minutes away from NYC with an incredible amount of wealth. Historically home to some of New York's most affluent families, Muttontown is a classic example of a "Gold Coast" enclave. It is now a mixture of old and new money, with some of the douchiest kids on Long Island hailing largely from the latter. With only 1000 households and 920 families, this tight community has an exclusive, elite vibe that and tends to shelter itself from the neighboring middle class towns of Syosset and Jericho. Everyone's mother is actively involved in local village politics, which could honestly have its own Netflix original series. The Muttontown Police Department flaunts Audi R8 squad cars, as their only real purpose is stopping spoiled kids from racing their new turbocharged BMW M5's down 106. Muttontown isn't a bad place to live, just know what you're getting into before taking out a heavy mortgage on that $3 million mansion with a horse farm.

Muttontown, NY, the place to be if you would love expensive divorce settlements, constantly one upping your neighbors, and sending your kids to the University of Michigan.

by guru69 January 14, 2015

Mutton Suit

The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.

“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”

by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011

mumochange

When your mother has to use the exact correct change whilst paying for goods which she thinks seems to make life easier, but actually makes everyone's life more difficult.

check out girl: " that will be £9.76 please"
Mother: "OK, hang on, I have the correct change" *five mins later* pays
Daughter/son : " you're such a mumochange "

by ispeakinmysleep March 1, 2013

mutoid

A form of steroid so powerful it has been known to mutate those who take it. The steroid that is.

A steroid of choice for mutants. Expecially S-Men.

The goggle-eyed freak must have been munching on mutoids. I bet he's a member of the S-Men!

by skerrytime July 17, 2014

Mutlow

Some gross chinese dinner that probably involves dogs in the recipe

Chinese person wourd you rike some mutlow with your cat
Normal person"no thanks I have taste buds

by 8inchfloppy June 22, 2015

Mumorabilia

Mum-orabilia...This is when a mother obsesses over some useless old tat that belonged to her child.

Son: wow that old t-shirt needs to go in the bin
Mom: no I loved when you were little and wore that, you were such a good boy back then
Dad: oh for fuk sake Irene more crap for the MUMORABILIA pile

by Rogonad March 27, 2017

mugmondo

A mug who is so muggy that he is enough of a mug for the whole world

Go away you mugmondo

by Georgeisamug August 14, 2018