Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

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Mutant Toe

Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot

'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
'...it absolutly reeks pal, its kicking out a right pong!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

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Teenage mutant drug addicts

A group of turtles that loves drugs.

Person: hey whats the most famous superhero team?

Person 2:oh,easy question, TEENAGE MUTANT DRUG ADDICTS>

by Xxxnippleeater69xxX January 13, 2020

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Mutant fuck

A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated

John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!

by Just2020 May 14, 2020

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