molestash

A combination of the words moustache and Molest.

A moustash that is scrawny and usally very juvenile and creepy in nature. Much like most wearers of the molestash.

I don't trust that guy, he's got a molestash.

by eatrocks June 21, 2004

modest mouse

An indie rock band from Issaquah, Washington. Currently comprised of Isaac Brock, Johnny Mar, Eric Judy, Tom Peloso, Jeremiah Green, and Joe Plummer. Formed in 1993.

Studio albums are This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About, Lonesome Crowded West, Moon and Antarctica, Sad Sappy Sucker, Good News For People Who Love Bad News, We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank.

Asshole #1: Modest Mouse sucks.
Asshole #2: I know, man.
Jesus: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

by jf88penguin June 7, 2007

Molester Moon

An emoji that looks like a moon. If you send this emoji three times to someone via text, then that person will get a message from Molester Moon describing their death in other emojis. For example, if you sent it to your friend and then Molester Moon sent them a chicken, a monkey, two red balloons, and an explosion. Somehow they will die like this. If you are sent these three emoji moons and recieve the way of how you're gonna die, Molester Moon will then visit you in the night and kill you as you were described. He normally shouts "I'm gonna molest you!....Here I come!" multiple times in a row. Molester Moon in real life is as tall as a human but very round, for he is a moon, and he has arms and legs. If you hide in your room and he can't get in because of how big he is, then he'll just leave.
To find out more about Molester Moon, visit Smosh.com or watch their video entitled "Molester Moon" to find out their story about Molester Moon.

Person 1: (sends three moon emojis) Ha! Now you're gonna die!
Person 2: Oh no!!! Molester Moon's gonna find me!
Later that night
*Molester Moon sends this to person one*
"☀ ☁ ☔ ⛄ ⚡ 🌀 🌂 🌙 🌟"
Person 2: Oh god, I'm gonna die from severe weather storms and then an umbrella's gonna shove a moon and star up my ass!!!!!
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you! Here I come!
Person 2: NOOOOOO
*person 2 dies*

by MOLESTERMOONBEEYETCH January 21, 2014

modest mouse

Indie band led by Isaac Brock that rocks out forever and always!!

Some dude: "Hey J-mac, what's the best band"
J-Mac: "Modest Mouse mother fucker!"

by J to the motha fuckin Mac December 28, 2005

moersteek

Referring to a man with long (often blond) hair. Seen from behind, he may resemble a 'she'. Moer means to beat up, steek means to fuck. So from behind you want to steek him but from the front you want to moer him. In Afrikaans: "Van agter af wou ek hom steek, maar van vooraf wou ek hom moer". Roughly equivalent to manvrou.

Jesus, I thought that was a fuckin cherry but it was a moersteek!!

by Robmanman September 3, 2007

molesticle

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

Spawn Molester

When you spawn in a video game, a 'Spawn Molester' is someone who will stand in a advantageous location and kill the respawning opposition players repeatedly until they 'Rage Quit'.

Oh my god, that guy is a fucking spawn molester! He's completely spawn raping those noobs.

That gamer Chriss_Casse must be a Spawn Molester, he's raped so many noobs on Nuketown in Call of Duty: Black Ops he must be on the sex offenders register

Fuck you, you fucking Spawn Molester. He's a glitching noob like Carmoo

by TheRealGamer777 January 16, 2011