maniac moralers

A small (but tight-knit) group of truly insane people at Stanford Dance Marathon. Apparently just being a dancer for 24 hours isn't quite enough, so they show up early, leave late, go insanely nuts the entire time, and make everyone else feel silly for even considering taking a break.

"My feet hurt. But if the maniac moralers can do 30 minutes of cartwheels... on stage... in ninja turtle costumes... to Lady Gaga's Pokerface... I guess I can keep going."

by Farm Life January 23, 2010

Miracle Aligner

Someone who is very competent in numerous sexual acts and can make your wildest dreams come true.

Miracle Aligners are typically humble but very confident in the bedroom.

"He's a Miracle Aligner it's like he was born to blow my mind"

by Silverbulletclub May 31, 2018

Morales

A strong male with a huge penis.

Look at that guy I bet he's a morales

by YGIH January 23, 2017

Miracle Poo

When a person has a massive shit, and when expecting to spend the next half hour to an hour cleaning up one hell of a gastly mess, whipes their arse and realises there is no mess at all. Thus the Lord has blessed your hard efforts straining with a no mess joy.

I went for a banging shit, was a bitch to squeeze out, thought it was gonna be at least a whole roll to clean it but it was a miracle poo!

by Clunge bandits March 6, 2010

perverse miracle

a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.

Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?

If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?

by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009

Madrid (La Moraleja)

Poshest neighbourhood in Madrid and probably in Spain. Full or rich businessman/woman, celebrities and many spoiled kids driving their new BMW around. Notable schools in the area: ICS ( International College of Spain) which follows the American Curriculum, The Swiss School, Aldeafuente and Aldovea ( right wing, strictly catholic schools) and Runnymede College ( where la crème de la crème of Spanish society attend to get a British education) The Beckhams amongst other celebrities lived in La Moraleja. It's neighbourhood has amazing chalets and houses.

boy 1: I'm going to Barbados and Paris next week
boy 2: where are you from?
boy 1: Madrid (La Moraleja), why?

by Englishexchangestudent March 12, 2011

Miracle

Sometimes the word miracle is used to explain an event that cannot be readily explained. Usually comes out as a miracle from God.
Claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.

The bullet missed me, omg its a miracle.

by Freedom1 December 9, 2008