the moose

Performed classically when your giving it to a chick doggy style. While she's unaware your doing it, place your thumbs to your temples and extend your fingers. This will look like antlers if properly executed. Then for as long as you feel necesary wave the antlers at the girl. Oringinating out of the depths of Colorado and delivered best by a Sloan.

Did you hear about that guy giving the moose to that chick.

by Harry Ballasgna April 6, 2004

moose on

a person from the outback who listens to slim dusty, lee kernaghan and plays a banjo. she loves knitting and baking pies. she sometimes has her noose on, her goose on, her produce on, her abuse on, and her footloose on. but more often than not, she just has her moose on.

tuson with her moose on
tuson with her caboose on

by some guy who knows a moose on May 17, 2010

MOOSEFULNESS

MOOSEFULNESS
Like "Usefulness" but for Moose linguists

also the name of a youtuber
But predominately part of the Moose-dictionary.
MOOSEFUL is derived from MOOSEFULNESS

Moose (or liguist of the moose-kind) - "I know something quite mooseful. A can opener.

Other: what's the moosefulness of that?

Moose: well, you won't have to open cans with your hooves anymore

by Moosefanatic January 10, 2010

moose

Affectionate nickname for a well-endowed friend.

We call him Moose, 'cause he's hung like one.

by theamazingsepfu October 30, 2007

moosing

The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his head, palms open and pointing forwards, with the thumbs pressed just above the ears, representing antlers. Moose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional.

With all the noise and shaking, Felicity thought that Roger was having a heart attack. It was only after cleaning up that he revealed that he had been indulging in a spot of moosing. She resolved to position herself in front of a mirror next time he tried to slip her one from behind.

by Will Bowen November 19, 2004

moose

(n) An affectionate term to describe someone socially inept (or at least awkward). Moose tend to have specialized knowledge on some geeky topic, such as star wars, dnd, star trek, lord of the rings, etc. Drama and art majors tend to be moose. Acts of moosery are possible from anyone whether they are a moose generally or not, as long as they miss some conversational subtlety and fall on their face in an attempt to make a joke. Moose tend to have trouble getting dates, because moosery is not as celebrated in this society as it ought to be.
(origin) From the movie "Stay" with Ewan McGregor.

(adj) moose. can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who is a moose.

Some famous moose are:

Ewan McGregor,
Threepio,
Nicolas Cage,
Benny and Joon,
Characters from I <3 Huckabees,
Johnny Depp,
Brian Gernand,
Telford Work,

by sock baby December 12, 2005

moose

Moose is a generally cool nickname for everyone. It promotes all things stupid and unexplained, "Moose" love to eat and sleep and be generally funny at a cost to thier street cred and limbs. A kind endearing term.

I should know... it is my nickname... thank you very much

To say hi to a moose: "Howdy Moose!"
To ask for something: "Mooshy... please can I..."
To annoy: Call by their real name... it really annoys them.

by [e-mail] November 5, 2006