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Digital Monitoring

(1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.

(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.

(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.

(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering

-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!

-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
by docta-tweAKA the freedom seekA December 15, 2018
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Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms
“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering
by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022
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Mouth-monitoring

The process of intraneurally and binaurally EVP-Input-immediately-re-outputting another person, multiple peoples’, or online robot’s EvP-output signals via moving one’s mouth, tongue, teeth and throat , rather, conductively lip-syncing, with one’s nearby broadcast transmission/reception equipment (such as a Wi-Fi or 5G enabled device or in shielded audio-conductive electrical-grid environment’s Electromagnetic channeling outputs through meditative neuro-bio-feedbacking work.
I thought she was talking to herself infront of a cellphone with no shielding over it arguing with herself but she was just mouth-monitoring an EVP-outputting audio web hacker
by The Late Nite Undertow December 11, 2022
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Hoe Mongering

When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.
Nathan was not surprised when he saw Lenny hoe mongering during history class.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 5, 2023
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Trump-Mongering

A person or group of people attempting to spread false or misleading information to destroy the character and reputation of President Donald J Trump in efforts of promoting their own political perspective or personal opinion. (Author - Robyn. M. Hamlin)
The Trump-Mongering organization that slandered President Donald J Trump was fined $250,000.
by Robyn Maria Hamlin June 8, 2025
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Group Mongering

The act of hoarding Roblox groups, refusing to sell them, and jinxing everyone else by claiming groups are “worth way more later,” “too rare to sell,” or “about to explode in value,” while doing absolutely nothing with them.

It’s not fear of losing groups, it’s a delusion
Nah, don’t listen to jack(cursedcrimes) or yaehzo, they just love group mongering, they've been hoarding the same groups for years.
by Americas Definer December 12, 2025
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Neural Remote Monitoring

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.
by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021
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