monstered

To be beaten severely

Max: I got a pair of 4s
Terminator: Full house
Merlin: MONSTERED!

by Bot_40 July 7, 2003

The Monster

In the heat of the moment while having sex, a man may lose control and start growling like a wild animal. He may or may not remember doing this in the morning.

1) When Karl was annihilating her insides he began to growl, "MMMMM....MMMM....MONNNNNN..........MONSTERRRRRRRR!!!!!"

2) me: hey karl i heard you gave her the monster last night!

Karl: i don't remember anything

by pappertapper August 21, 2010

Monster Ass Monster

When you have a huge ass and your ass is eating your pants exposing your crack.

when big ol' aunt sally came over last Christmas she had a Monster Ass Monster

by frosty8 June 25, 2008

monsters

Enormous Breasts

Look at the monsters on her, they cannae be real!

by Magnus Pike July 1, 2004

Monster Seeking Monster

A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.

Monster seeking monster, simple as that

by PatrickMat February 25, 2022

monsterous

The act of being ugly and or wearing something ugly; Also being a very large female(In a bad way)

Damn!! She's monsterous

by Sha'Vonne January 18, 2008

Monster

An energy drink that looks like piss and tastes like shit. The only reason people drink it is to improve their image.

It's also funny how the people who drink Monster(an energy drink mind you)spend most of their time on sitting on their ass.

I drink Monster therefore I must be really cool. (Drinks the soda) Now I have enough energy to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day.

by Coolman McCool March 5, 2009