Monochromatic Phobia

A fear of two of the same colored objects touching each other, such as two pink folders. They must never touch.

Kaylan showed her Monochromatic Phobia when she looked into my backpack and saw all black things touching each other.

by monochromaticphobia October 20, 2010

male menopause

Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.

"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."

by PseudoSydney May 11, 2016

menophile

a person who is turned on with anything to do with a woman's menstrual blood

she loved that he was a menophile as she got horny during her period.

by duf fer September 2, 2014

monopoly money

What the Iraq War has turned the U.S. dollar into.

1 Euro is now equal to $1.60.

The U.S. Dollar becoming an example of monopoly money.

by Harry_Pothead6009 April 30, 2008

Monocelebpic

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

Menophilia

When I find my girl's period sexually attractive.

My girl was getting her period and she knew I was into it, so she invited me over for sex. Who knew menophilia could be great.

by SCHOOLBOY_B May 24, 2016

menopause

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

by yo momma November 27, 2004