Monogamystic

A really good dude that wants to experience all sexual avenues with his woman, yet …

Enjoying a quiet monogamystic Sunday morning, drinking bloody’s, listening to Mayer Hawthorne, watching FFM and happy as fuck!

by The real Derek October 31, 2021

Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.

Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer

by Negative Nate June 3, 2011

monogameat

Unwilling to mix meats within a single meal.

She wouldn't order the club sandwich, claiming monogameat.

by Stripper Horse November 7, 2013

Monogamate

A monogamous mate or partner. A term used to describe a boyfriend or girlfriend in an exclusive relationship. Ex: he's my monogamate. Ex: we are monogamated

They've been monogamated for 7 months.

by Plasmadynamic January 10, 2015

monogamous hole

It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".

Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.

by Zentastic January 26, 2018

monogamachination

An adulterous relationship between two married individuals in which both cheating parties demand fidelity from the other.

When his adulterous affair with Lois began, Carl swore an oath of monogamachination that has kept their chicanery in a state of bliss ever since.

by Sarr•kas•tick Fu•k•er June 14, 2018

monogaming2041

an awesome twitch streamer with a long pp

have you ever watched monogaming2041?

by 15684535483518321 April 4, 2021