Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

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Mono-funk

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.

"Don't kiss her, she's one of those "Mono-funks!"

"He spat on my ham and gave me mono!" "Mono-funk!"

by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009

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mono-fanny

A Vagina that caries on round all the way to connect with the anus.

"her mono-fanny is big enough to engulf my head'

by Tenacious.C September 29, 2010

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mono bucket

those buckets of alcohol/liquor you get at a bar that usually get passed around and sipped by 5-10 people using the same straw -- can also use "mono glass"

im not drinking from your mono bucket...

by jenlinn February 5, 2009

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mono bait

Any girl or guy who has sores around their mouth, possiby acne, and looks the part.

"Hey Sam, that girl has a nice body, why don't you give her a try"? "Naw, chk out her face, definitely mono bait."

by penis1foot January 26, 2014

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mono compliment

A compliment directed towards oneself. Can sometimes be perceived as being arrogant, self-centered, or cocky. Used by only the most amazing individuals.

"so I said to my self, self you are truly amazing."

"If I was any more amazing I would be God."

"I wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy."

Person 1: "I am so amazing."

Person 2: "If it wasn't for mono compliments you wouldn't get any."

by assbergers sounds tasty April 30, 2014

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