Monkeybooty

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!

me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."

by Melbel801 November 22, 2011

Monkeypox

Queer or gay.

Ron had us go down and load up a bunch of steel to take to the steel bin at the end of the day. What a total monkeypox move.

by Monkeypoxman July 29, 2022

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

by Malodorous July 9, 2016

monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

monkeybrawl

A group of dark skinned (typically black) people in a fight, generally one on the street or sidewalk.

Aww shit man there's a monkeybrawl over there on that corner!

by Tihikea October 26, 2011

monkeyexpress

Annoying teeny bopper.

stfu monkeyexpress..
stop spamming the mic monkeyexpress

by Hi April 2, 2003

monkeyboy

small townie like object, often referred to as s0ck

peon

by Mick May 20, 2003