Monkey's

From monkey's arse. A more polite way of saying that you don't give a fuck/shit. Often used on television programmes shown before nine.
Hollie: Ruddy Hell! You're such a muppit.
Tom: I don't give a monkey's what you think.
by Lalalaura July 19, 2005
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The Monkey

When having sex with a woman, leave a creampie.
He then proceeds to scoop it out and throws it at her face.
This is not dissimilar to the way a monkey throws feces at its fellows.
"Dude I wanna do the monkey sooo bad after Billy did it to Cindy."
"Yea man, Billy is the greatest."
by Brandywine Over the Moon September 25, 2008
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Is that a monkey?

A line spoken in Kong: Skull Island- where a helicopter pilot lays eyes on King Kong for the first time.
"Is that a monkey?" -US Air Calvary Pilot
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monkey

1. term of endearrment. best when modified by a verb or adjective. can only be applied with love, when no other nick name will do.

2. someone who scampers about frequently.
love monkey; sex monkey; crazy monkey

that Dee Dee, she's such a monkey!
by agent99 December 16, 2002
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monkeys

mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
by the_rorz August 05, 2009
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monkey

that fuckin' monkey!!
by naegling June 08, 2006
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