Mong

Adj: Someone with absolutely no function in brain ability and no motor skills. Retarded to the highest extent without being wheelchair bound. Retardation breeds in this person, it's the equivalent of cunt in the retard insults.
See also: Mong-Head, Dick-Mong, Mong-Tard, Spas-Mong, Re-Re-Mong.

Logan: Wow Oscar is such a fucking Mong.
Oscar: ThATs mY wORd YoU fUcKIng MoNg-HEaD!

by Chief Mong April 22, 2019

mong

A mong means a fat cunt with a negative iq.

aaron is a stinking mong. He eats mcdonalds everyday and does no exercise, his cousin Adlei is objectively better.

by aaronisamong2023 January 20, 2023

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit

“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018

Mong

An abbreviation for Mentally Wrong!!!

Beranoice. Your such a MONG

by hbhbvghvcuevbjlhqc June 27, 2010

Mong

The feminist movement of 2011. The word mong is fairly hard to define because it can only be truly understood and appreciated by feminists. The word mong refers to silly boys who are obsessed with the bro-code.

Ben: "I love cock"
Sean: "richhhh"
Mia: "your such a mong sean"

by feminist 4 lyf ** May 29, 2011

mong

A thong for a man. Man + Thong = Mong. It is normally worn by gays.

Person1: I bought a mong.
Person2: oh, then your gay.

by straightestguyyouknow July 12, 2010

monged

leaner den da tower of pesa

da look on james c's face when he came out of some off licence in east barnet village, we smoked skunk till we were monged

by gat man April 3, 2003