Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

Koodo Mobile

Koodo Mobile is the new cell phone company from Canada, owned and operated by a division of TELUS.
Koodo has amazing rate plans, no fixed-term contracts, no SAF fees or cancellation fees. They've created a revolution in Canada as the best value-brand mobile company in a loooong while.

Look guys, I just got a new Koodo Mobile phone! And I'm paying half what I used to pay at Bell!

by Clementinexx December 23, 2008

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

invisible boat mobile

The vehicle in which Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy drive in the Nick show, Spongebob SquarePants.

Barnacle Boy: Aw, tarter sauce. Where did we park the invisible boat mobile?
Mermaid Man: Right over here, I though...
Barnacle Boy: Nope, I can't find- *BAM* ...found it.
Mermaid Man: You walked into it again, didn't you?
Barnacle Boy: *grumble.*

by SmalLiberty June 24, 2008

mobile chafing

the gradual deterioration of pocket fabric where a cellular device has been repeatedly stored, thus, causing excessive rubbing that results in an irritated, worn out patch on a pair of pants

These jeans aren't from Abercrombie & Fitch, that's just mobile chafing.

All the change fell out of my pocket because of mobile chafing.

Darn you, mobile chafing! Now you can see my thigh.

by H Jr. December 13, 2010

beaner mobile

A vehicle that closely resembles a "low-rider" though not requiring the vehicle to be capable of bouncing. This generally includes having rims, a custom paint-job or body, expensive sound system, body kit, a last name such as "LOPEZ" across the back window, the body having been lowered close to the pavement or other traditional trinkets such as Saints.

The best test for whether or not the vehicle in question is a "beaner-mobile" is if you subconsciously assume the driver of the vehicle will be "Mexican."

Synonym: Mexican-mobile.

Man that low Chevy that's blasting the bass is such a beaner mobile. Probably has a bunch of Mexicans in it.

by Nottelling SuckaFeesh December 9, 2010

mobile home

a common dwelling found in oklahoma. you often see these flying around oklahoma in a tornado.

hey ma, where'd the mobile home go?

by texas420 May 31, 2006