The act of inserting each hand entirely into the vaginas of two fat chicks. An adaptation of "pink mittens."
I heard Steve is into whaling... last night he took home two fat chicks and got himself some pig mittens.
by danconia May 4, 2011
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by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014
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"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!
by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016
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We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.
by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016
Get the Duce mittens mug.If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.
Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.
Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
by mandez19 September 30, 2019
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Get the dirty mittens mug.A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".
Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015
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