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mistlecock

Noun. Mistlecock: A hanging ornament (commonly a dildo or penis like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. Standing under a mistlecock with anyone of the opposite sex requires the man to thrust his cock into any part of the women.
Jack and Jill were caught under the Mistlecock, so Jack shoved his cock down Jills throat.
by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013
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mistelia

mistelia is the ship name for misty day x cordelia goode, from american horror story
mistelia is better than foxxay cordelia’s name isn’t even foxx anymore
i ship mistelia so badly
by cordeliagoode May 5, 2021
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Vector 2022 was a mistake that makes my eyes bleed
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Redbox Mistake

When you rent a from Redbox you're pretty sure will suck but theres nothing else so you rent it anyway.
” I knew The Lincoln Lawyer would suck but it was that or Lemmity Snicket, I made a Redbox mistake
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baked mistake

When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.
Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.
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Made-A-Mistake

1. Telling somebody that you cooked your boyfriend/male friend a steak.

2. To mess up by accident

3. To incorrectly cook or screw up a steak dinner.
*(saying 'MADE-A-MISTAKE' fast, sounds like 'MADE-HIM-A-STEAK')<

1. Carmen: "Ey Girl! What the hell'd you do for your boyfriend this Valentine's Day?" Vivian: "Oh! He hasn't told you yet... I made-a-mistake.

2. God must have made-a-mistake when he created the creature that is you!

3. By turning up the oven to a scorching 575°F I made-a-mistake and ruined my boyfriends' Valentine's dinner.

*Misteak= the noun version.
by XxT$MON3Y->M. August 17, 2008
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