Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed
by minionsmuststop October 29, 2021
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Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.
Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."
by Jman030303 June 16, 2019
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hoe minions

People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions
Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.

Woman: What do hoe minions act like?

Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
by UD-Doc November 10, 2010
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satan's minion

A person spreading evil on small and large scale, bending people towards tempting tasks
Thats the guy who taught me how to masturbate and showed porn, a true satan's minion he is
by agelessdevil January 25, 2011
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Kevin the minion

The greatest minion ever

But unfortunately he's gru's slave

#letkevinbefree
Today I met Kevin the minion
by WHYCROCCY May 23, 2018
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Trash Minion

1.someone who is bad at Minecraft and everything in general
2. basically just sludgymoth
sludgymoth is turbos trash minion
by TURBOMAN129 September 20, 2023
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Minion Mans

A super hot chad in a video on PornHub called “minion sex” wearing an oversized Despicable Me minion costume who slaps his massive cock on a girls ass and proceeds to ram cooch for approximately 36 seconds, just for the video to come to an abrupt end. Despite the shortness of the video, it is very seckesy and hott.
Matthew: Minion Mans is so hot and I want seckes with him..

Ben: Me too his weenor is so much hott.

Justin: I want to be girl in video
by Mans MansMans March 26, 2020
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