a milk

Someone who milks a joke . If the banter is coming to an end and someone tries to ignite it again with a poor joke they are officially a milk

Brian stop being a milk

by Ronsludgagte July 04, 2017

MILK

Man I'd Like to Kiss

Harvey Milk is a MILK

by Yevrah Klim April 22, 2011

Milk

A spoof version of words such as 'phat', 'wicked,' etc, and other words that temporarily express the 'coolness' of a given situation, object or person.

Can be used imaginatively, ie super-cool is FULL-FAT MILK M8 and something not not so good is SKIMMED, said with a shake of the head.

- When your llama has quadruplets then you may say 'propa full-fat milk yea m8!!!!'
- Having watched Free Willy, you may say 'well, on the whole, I'd say semi-skimmed.'
- On your soggy biscuit dropping into your tea, the phrase 'dang! my biscuit just fell into my tea. That is skimmed', would be appropriate.
- When someone manages to ride a skateboard and cook a full-english breakfast at the same time, you may express 'ahh you iz so full-fat you iz cream bruv!'

by Clarch September 19, 2006

Milking it

To pretend to be sick or hurt,to take advantage of the positive

Oh come on,can't you see?He is milking it just to skip school.

by BlackPohatu December 11, 2016

Milk

A term of measurement, close to a gallon, but not quite

"I drank a whole fucking milk of water after fuckin' that girls brains out, I was so thirsty..."

by MilkMaster69 December 16, 2009

milk

white juice secreted from a cow

the stuff in those cartons and bottles that say "McArthur milk, extra-pasteurized

by ^_______________________^ September 13, 2007

milking

When a bong is being used to smoke or marijuana, when the tube of the bong is being filled with smoke it begins to milk. So therefore while the bong is ebing filled with smoke it is milking.

"Yo Jack don't hit that yet it is still milking"

by DG April 10, 2005