MILF

Mother I'd like to f**k. A fit mom who everyone wants to bang. Usually with big tatas.

Lee: OMFG Your mom is a MILF!
Dean: Ikr, she's fit as hell.

by Iz U Down September 20, 2014

MILF

Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.

That's is one hot MILF. (Miner I'd Like Freed)

by VerifiedLiberal October 13, 2010

MILF

Mother I'd like to fuck aka Sky Blue

Hey there little miss momma! bllbblllbbbhh... *drools*

by lezzy April 03, 2003

milf

"Mother I'd like to fuck"

A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".

"Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap-

by Pissfire January 04, 2006

milf

Mom I'd Love to Fuck

How could such a MILF give birth to that asswipe. MILF, MILF, MILF!

by Anon. January 03, 2004

milf

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Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch

watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone

by cherrypopscle007 July 30, 2003

milf

mother I'd like to fuck

Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF

by Dave September 23, 2003