MILF

Mother I'd like to fuck aka Sky Blue
Hey there little miss momma! bllbblllbbbhh... *drools*
by lezzy April 03, 2003
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Pantaphobia

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)
by Lezzy February 23, 2019
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