mickey mouse job

a job or task done in a piss poor manner, usually done in terrible timing and completed in a simpleton like fashion.

Mom: I hired this masonry company to lay a brick wall, the wall collapsed on day 2 after completion. What a fucking mickey mouse job!

by bchc2003 October 15, 2017

Mickey Mouse Followers

A term used for Celebrities who are the biggest frauds and have fake followers that shouldn’t count because those followers aren’t real.

I’m literally shaking. I was walking on the streets when suddenly Fraudison gae came and shot my dog When I asked why she said it’s because she only has Mickey Mouse followers and want real followers. Shame on you Fraudison

by edskufhskg February 3, 2021

Mickey Mouse Reseller

little kid that makes $5 profit on a pair of shoes and likes to eat hot Cheetos in the morning. Also likes to lick the bottom of his foot

Hey man this kid is a Mickey Mouse Reseller

by ERESAW March 15, 2021

Mackerel Kiss

When a women lowers down onto a man's face and gently blows a queef in his face to wake him up in the morning.

Leslie woke up Jeremy with a Mackerel Kiss and he was not happy!

by HD/LW September 9, 2010

Vampire mommy milkers

The tall vampire lady from resident evil village that we would all like to beat our meat to.

Man I’d sure love to fuck the tall vampire lady with the vampire mommy milkers

by Lpb February 7, 2021

Milkers

Extremely large breasts.

Her taut brassiere could barely contain her enormous milkers.

by MissAim August 15, 2014

Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers

A way to describe a woman’s large breasts

Darrel: Yo how do you seen Lucy
Mike: no why
Darrel: she’s got Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers.
Mike:🤣

by Juulp0dwh0re420 November 22, 2020