Michelin Man

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.

Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!

by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019

Michaeling

Conspicuously flexing one's enormous muscles while contorting the face and pursing the lips.

"Man, giving the presentation was really distracting, one of the professors kept michaeling in front of me."

by DrMcSausage December 17, 2013

Michaelina

Gay sex with 2 guys

Wow! Look at that Michaelina

by Hi8#1915 May 3, 2021

Michaeling

Aimless wandering, harassment of all females in sight and looking busy without actually doing anything.

Omg, is it 5pm yet?! I can't take much more. I'm about to start Michaeling.

by DontGOStay September 24, 2016

Michaeling Down Your Vincent

The act of convincing any Vincent to not give up on Michael Jackson.

Vincent: I'm not sure if I can like Michael Jackson after all he's done.

Person1: You can't give up him, king of pop man.

Person2: Heck yeah, Michaeling Down Your Vincent.

by SomeAngeryMonk June 23, 2018

machalin

The son in law mother's dream of

Oh how I wish my daughter could find a Machalin

by Tom cruised April 25, 2019

Michala

Lavictors soul mate

Michala ohh I know her she's lavictors wife

by Fredo93 May 9, 2021