Michlalah

The best seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the coolest girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her awesomeness. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the chosen few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Why yes, I AM a Michlalah girl!"
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.

Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's amazing...I need her to marry my son!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)

by MichlalahGirl#1 March 22, 2009

(Michaela)

Smart, tasteful,beautiful are just some of the words to describe her. Her gas smells like minty mints.When she walks she calms the turmoil of the middle east. She has great feet. She once beat Gordon Ramsey in a cooking and eating contest. She gave an interview to Sweet Brown, and Jonatan the turtle kid. She has never woken up with bad hair. She applies Michaela to MAC and its overdone employees. She make your stomach warm like hot chocolate on a frozen Thursday while snow has fallen in insurmountable levels letting you know its going to be you and your blanket until the next school day. Her voice was used as an unauthorized sample at the beginning of Ultralightbeam - Kanye West.

Sir:"Good day Ma'am"

Michaela: "Good day Sir"
Sir: "Behold a lady"
Gentleman: "I wonder how many Michaela's are left in the 20th century"
Sir: "Not many kind sir, I must surrender her now before the sunsets"

(Michaela) - woman faster than her time but smarter than the populous of women in the 21st century.

by Grinddaddy June 13, 2017

Michelangelo

Michelangelo (originally Michaelangelo), nickname Mike or Mikey, is a fictional character and one of the four main characters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all related media.

First appearance
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #1 (May 1984) Michelangelo

by Batman397 January 24, 2019

Fuckin' Hell Michaela

A common expression used when something goes wrong.

"We are breaking up"
"Fuckin' Hell Michaela!"

by Debra Biblooby August 26, 2019

michelangelo

italian: the name michelangelo means close to god ,saintly , or gods messenger or warrior, also the coolest ninja turtle , he is also very nice good hearted and strong willed altough he can be annoying he is good to his freinds and girl

michelangelo comes from the bible ask ,old italian people

by fbjaehfiuhaihwfiuwefhcdsa January 30, 2012

Micala

she is a gorgeous, sexy girl. she is kind and sweet and super smart:) but she is also the most amazingly beautiful girl i've ever seen. shes crazyyyy in bed, a micala can go wild and hard all night long.

sexxxxy boy "i wanna get with that micala"
other sexy boy "dude me too"

by sexxxyboy123. April 7, 2010

Michayla

Sweet, kindhearted and athletic. Favorite sports are basketball and baseball. She is smart and always uplifts people. God is in her heart and it is shown in her kindness. People love her.

"Michayla is definitely a Christian, she loves God."

by M_040629_🤘🏽🏋🏽⛹🏽 May 7, 2017