Michaela-ism

being a Beastiality-Necrophiliac. Which is having sex with dead animals.

People of this religion go door-to-door trying to convert and spread the word of the religion that orginated in Elk Grove, California

Are you part of Michaela-ism?
No what is it?
It is the most amazing religion ever you get to have sex with dead animals!
can i get a pamphlet about it

by rudolphhasarednose May 15, 2009

Michaelangelo

1. A famous artist from back in the day.
2. Marvin's middle name.

Marvin' middle name is Michaelangelo, that's so crazy!

by MarvinC January 26, 2009

Michaela

( Pronounced "michael-a" ) A situation that has become so awkward that it can no longer be explained as being "awkward".

Guy 1: Dude, this situation is so michaela

Guy 2: Man, you are totally right.

by ferocious pete July 17, 2011

Michaela

The only dry-land whale known to man. When spotted, it is best to run, for this creature is know to be hungry, and very large and dangerous. If a person is thought to be a Michaela, they are typically larger than life and ingest almost everything in sight.

Dude get the hell away from the buffet, your being a real Michaela right now.

by Boatloadofsiemen January 23, 2011

Michaeled

Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.

Damn bro, I just got Michaeled.

by Dank Thrill October 15, 2015

Pulling a Michaela

a verb that means to take a shit

Oh I was just pulling a michaela last night after that pizza.

by kjsrngkjarhefkgujbfkjhovilgdf November 21, 2021

Michaela

The most annoying person on the planet. Someone who will ft you at the most random time and will not shut up. Stay clear of any Michaelas that come your way.Michaelas are usually dumb blondes which doesn’t add anything to their bland personality (They are also terrible dancers.)

“Omg this girl just will not shut up”
“What’s her name?”
“Michaela”
“Oh, that makes sense”

by 420melon69 July 21, 2020