lol merchant

A person who gives out so many lol's he could sell them and make a tidy profit

Man that guys such a lol merchant, nah he's a jew

by MCMMC November 22, 2010

swally merchant

noun, Scottish (see swally)
A gentleman who is overly fond of a tipple.

'Shuggy boaked oan a polis efter 3 boatils o Buckie.'
'Daft swally merchant.'

by Al Bum October 22, 2008

Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole

Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man

by Eddie green April 3, 2022

Jizz Merchant

One who peddles ejaculate.

You are a Jizz Merchant. Wootenanny!

by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010

patter merchant

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.

"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"

by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020

Till Merchant

In convenience stores, one is expected to work on the tills and work on the floor and do daily tasks. A till merchant is someone who sits back and watches others work their bollocks off while they can relax and chill

Will “Hey why is Nathan never on the floor?”
Alex “Because he’s a till merchant!”

by Natedog02 June 27, 2022

attention merchant

Someone who is unreasonably difficult with complying to agreements and decisions for the sake of being the center of attention.

Noah: I'm not fucking coming to the LAN party
Clay: You can use my PC and I'll pick you up bro
Noah: I'm not fucking coming
Mukul: You're such an attention merchant Noah.

by muksaw February 11, 2023