melvin

A melvin is a word to describe the bulge around the penis when wearing tight pants or when the pants have gathered around the pubic region. Male version of a camel toe.

When Ricky sat down, not only did his ass crack hang out but he was rockin a serious melvin.

by Anthony Litwin March 19, 2007

melvin

a guy who is hopelessly pathetic with women. Think Dustin Diamond.

"So she cheated on him and he, being the Melvin that he is, told her HE was sorry and bought her some flowers."

by Delabar May 20, 2007

melvins

An ordinary mushroom, no more, no less.

The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.

by chasethedoor January 29, 2014

melvin

A penis that is visable through the pants; the male version of cameltoe.

the guitarist had the biggest melvin

by Yarrow May 28, 2006

melvin

A very bad hair cut. Usually on older men. Also see Runcival.

He went to Super Cuts to get his hair trimmed and they melvined him.

by Nasty Bastige August 14, 2007

Melvin Capital

An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.

Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital

TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

by Mama turtle January 28, 2021

Melvin medici

A man who grew up in surrey and went to LA Mathesen. Does paradise of surrey jacks and is funny.

Some things Melvin says is YoOoOoOoOoOoOoO, thass crazzyyyy, ima call my cuzins on uu

Melvin Medici Wanna ditch and go to bear creeek
Ima call my cuzins on uuuuu
This guy don’t know YoooOoOoo

by Surreykid January 9, 2019