A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
by scodder May 23, 2010
Get the spooge meister mug.by tessa March 28, 2003
Get the meisterbate mug.Related Words
meisner
• Meisnered
• caleb meisner
• meister
• meiser
• Meitnerium
• meinershagen
• messner
• misner
• MAISNER
You fucking suck, Meister.
by MiamiRedhawkBaseball June 18, 2008
Get the Meister mug.“Your such a meister!😡”
by The Meister November 29, 2018
Get the Meister mug.The king of pussy and deceiving bitches. This mother fucker can fuck any girl he desires and has them on their knees at his wish. Girls fall in love with the G Meister and never fall out of it.
If you want tips on how to be the most G’d up pussy player out there then you need to be advised from the G Meister himself. He is a God.
If you want tips on how to be the most G’d up pussy player out there then you need to be advised from the G Meister himself. He is a God.
by Victimofthegmeister November 23, 2021
Get the G Meister mug.The C Meister
One of the several minions of the Hiro Meister, the Head of the Azn Chopstick Mafia. This so called C Meister, got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on Feb. 6th, 2008. The C Meister is well known for getting her ankles broken by the Hiro Meister. Everybody knows that the C Meister doesn't stand a chance against the legendary Hiro Meister, but the C Meister "claims" that she can ball him up any day. The C Meister likes to live in the refrigerators of Azn families expecting to find Azn foods such as, sushi, ramen noodles, fried rice, Hiro Meister's cat "Smokey", dogs, and of course whales.
One of the several minions of the Hiro Meister, the Head of the Azn Chopstick Mafia. This so called C Meister, got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on Feb. 6th, 2008. The C Meister is well known for getting her ankles broken by the Hiro Meister. Everybody knows that the C Meister doesn't stand a chance against the legendary Hiro Meister, but the C Meister "claims" that she can ball him up any day. The C Meister likes to live in the refrigerators of Azn families expecting to find Azn foods such as, sushi, ramen noodles, fried rice, Hiro Meister's cat "Smokey", dogs, and of course whales.
The C Meister Basketall Stats:
Leading scorer of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading assists of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading turnovers of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading attempted shots of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Give a round of applause to The C Meister!
*applause*
Oh yea! Almost forgot... Haylie won "The Shittiest Player of the Year" award!
Leading scorer of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading assists of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading turnovers of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading attempted shots of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Give a round of applause to The C Meister!
*applause*
Oh yea! Almost forgot... Haylie won "The Shittiest Player of the Year" award!
by The Hiro Meister January 12, 2009
Get the C Meister mug.meiserly, old man who has managed to save enough money and become very rich. comparable to Scrooge. Meiserstein is what rian wilmeth will slowly progress towards in his older age. known to trick unsuspecting paretns into borrowing large sums of money that they can never pay back, and then taking their youngest male child for sexual services inorder to be repaid.
also see muppet, porro, mupputo
also see muppet, porro, mupputo
little boy: "no mister meiserstein, my fathers debt to you has been paid off!!, he just needed the money for my momy's operation!!!"
porro: "well well well, it seems that you dont love your mommy very much now does it little boy?"
porro: "well well well, it seems that you dont love your mommy very much now does it little boy?"
by Angelica Willams May 23, 2004
Get the Meiserstein mug.