squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

by Kalico February 19, 2008

morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

gorfir do the meht?!

A secretive group rumored to have superpowers, typically used to create semiharmful beings and objects that defy the laws of physics. They identify themself with the logo Ꙋ, typically placing it around the areas affected by Gorfir do the meht. Sources vary, but its typically said GDTM contains 6-8 members, with vastly different abilities, some of those including: Mind control over hampsters, manifestation of sapient funko pops, ability to make telephone calls with using their mind alone, etc.

"This building is bigger on the inside... Oh. There's a Ꙋ. Must be the cause of Gorfir Do The Meht?!"

by sapphicsapphire January 21, 2023

smoke and mirrors meeting

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!

the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!

by chris gum February 23, 2004

business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.

Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.

by dmalanowski January 8, 2010

Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010

meeting

where minutes are taken and hours are lost

I thought the meeting to talk about planning for designing a new media policy was a waste of time. It could have been finished by the time we were done.

by tired of being a good sport September 3, 2007