Chattanooga Meatball Calzone

When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.

Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?

Jimmy: No, what's that?

(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)

Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?

by TheMadCrapper69420 May 12, 2022

rusty meatball

Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.

Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.

Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.

by asdfg123456789888 September 9, 2022

lights out meatball

game over; finished in a dramatic fashion.

When Bruno threw that last crushing blow to Bill's jaw it was lights out meatball.

by richard voogone November 1, 2013

big daddy meatballs

When someone has been sucking on your ballsack for so long that it swells up and gets really red and agitated.

My girlfriend was sucking on my balls last night for so long they turned into Big Daddy Meatballs

by RaptorOnCrack February 21, 2018

The Giant Swedish Meatball

A god-like structure constructed by Swedish viking Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. This meatball is the epitome of happiness and world peace. If you feel any troubles, the giant meatball will whisk them away and pull you into a world of pure carefree, joyous reality where you can forget anything and relax. The Giant Meatball is a gift from the heavens from God himself. Nobody has accessed the inside in 69 years, and many legends have surface of what is in there.

Bro, we should go to Sweden to pray to The Giant Swedish Meatball!

Aw, fuck yeah dude!

by Garinanium July 19, 2019

Sgt. Meatball

gay swedish kid

Sgt. Meatball is hella annoying

by lolgoffle August 6, 2020

Meatballed

The act of accidentally running over your dog with your car

I was late for work today and left in a rush and accidentally meatballed my dog

by meatball69littlekids November 17, 2020