t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
Get the Measuring my big toemug. To protect from or take preventative measures against
by Natalie Lovesdick June 1, 2018
Get the Prophylactic measuremug. f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.
It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.
Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.
Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"
John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.
Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"
John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.
Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"
John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
by Unfortunately_Human February 9, 2021
Get the disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3tmug. by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020
Get the measure offmug. 
Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.
-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
by zhymaa November 9, 2021
Get the Laurenial measurement systemmug. When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!
by Justsayin’ November 29, 2017
Get the Back hand measuremug.