Mauro is a half god thats way to beautifull for these peasants. If you see him, you have to give him al your money you posses.
Robber : Give my al your f*ing money!
Mauro : My name is Mauro you peasant normie
Robber : *chokes on diamonds in his lungs*
Mauro : My name is Mauro you peasant normie
Robber : *chokes on diamonds in his lungs*
by mauro_is_bea April 15, 2019
Get the mauro mug.A show that shows on Channel 11 from 9:00 to 11:00. This show is mostly about people trying to find they're baby's daddy. Most of the time, these are Black people or very obese white people. If they aren't busy harrasing people about their whoreness and taking lie detector tests, they:
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).
It's a pretty enjoyable show.
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).
It's a pretty enjoyable show.
Shaquaidah: Hey Misha, you ain't got no school today, whatchu gonna do?
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.
by Brooklyn We Go Hard We GO HArd February 18, 2009
Get the maury mug.Maurice a.k.a. Mo/Moe, is a real man and a boss among bosses!
Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!
Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.
Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.
Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. If you know a Maurice you can bet he knows at least three more of them.
Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!
Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.
Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.
Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. If you know a Maurice you can bet he knows at least three more of them.
"Erick-Maurice said he would take care of it.
Kevin-Yea, then you know it's done right."
"Brian-Have you seen Maurice?
Jake- Yea, but which one?"
Kevin-Yea, then you know it's done right."
"Brian-Have you seen Maurice?
Jake- Yea, but which one?"
by Momoney Morpheus May 5, 2011
Get the Maurice mug.a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.
by fat bastard June 17, 2005
Get the maury mug.A shit hole of a school,full of skanks who bounce around from one guy to another, guys who sings country music and lit will suck any teachers dick to get a good grade
by Iammdjrje August 21, 2017
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we love mauricio TO DEATH!
we love mauricio TO DEATH!
by Ashley&Angie October 20, 2008
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