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Wank-mates

Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.

A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.
Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.

Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.

Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.
by travelling_man January 28, 2013
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Good Mates

Term used to describe Troye Sivan and his "best friend" (aka: boyfriend) Jacob Bixenman. Troye tries to dig himself out of these assumptions by calling them both "good mates," though he's only buring himself deeper into the LIES.
Troy Bolton: troye and jacob are platonic dude pal, bros. :)
jakob bixieman: yeah, they're "good mates".
by raindownwithme October 31, 2017
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Mr mates

Someone that has a lack of mates. Because of this pressure and lack of mates they try and be everyone’s mate. This is to cover their insecurities.
Mr mates: hey bro I’ll buy you food I have many donuts

Random: thanks bro I’ll do anything for some donuts

Mr mates: are we friends now?

Random: no man we just met.

Mr mates: we all good bro?
by cheesyqdingle April 9, 2022
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We're just mates

1. A phrase uttered repeatedly by a person who is hopelessly enamored of the subject, and who is so under their spell that they neglect and alienate their actual mates.

2. Words that are usually accompanied by intense sexual frustration; so intense, the sufferer is unable to devote attention to anyone or anything else.
3. An expression that generally indicates the opposite is true; at least as far as the utterer's deep-held desires are concerned.
"Nah, we're not rooting. We're just mates."
That poor girl, always claiming "we're just mates." She's so far gone in her sexual-frustration-fueled Craig-haze that everyone else is invisible.
by denumb January 5, 2021
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Mats Sundin

The GREATEST TORONTO MAPLE LEAF EVER!!

On Oct. 11th, 2007, Mats scored his 390th goal and 917th point in the blue and white, making him the highest scoring Leaf of all time.

Oct. 11th will forever been known as Mats Sundin day and will be an official national holiday. The Leafs faithful will celebrate this day.
Leaf1 "Yo guy, lets celebrate Mats Sundin day!"

Leaf2 "We will wear our Sundin jerseys and score! (ie. Bang a random hot girl in Sundin's honour)"

Leaf1 "Ya, and then we shave her head so everyone knows she has been Sundin-ed!"

Leaf2 "DO IT GUY!!!!!!!! SNAP!"
by Jeet October 28, 2007
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soul mates

un explainable love.

if you have a friend who you love more then a friend but not quite sure how to explain it.. everyday without them feels just wrong, you would give the world to them if you could, wipe their tears and settle their fears.
its a forever thing !

TWO bodies One soul

you are amazing to me <3
he completes me

looking at you makes me smile

its because we are soul mates
by kebelll November 22, 2011
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Maths homework

Nathan: Wanna do some maths homework?
Alex: Fo' Sho'
by Natyrox October 20, 2011
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