Shawn-Marroning

The act of having so much swag that all of the women within a twenty mile radius instantly become pregnant just by your presence alone.

"Bro, I tuned my swag on so high I think I over did it!"

"Yeah, you were Shawn-Marroning, broseph. Good luck with all the child-support."

by ShawnMarronAdmirer November 22, 2011

Kiley Matonatimson

The crackhead club. They’re extremely weird but one of the best friendships in the world. If you’re ever sad, Kiley Matonatimson is always there for you.

Kiley Matonatimson shared a hotel room with 5 beds.

by Namjoon’s Wifeu June 15, 2019

Maron

Such a beautiful person inside and out but she’s To humble to accept compliments given to her. Often looks upset, but rarely is. So quick to forgive others and never holds grudges. She comes off as a shy, intimidating person but as soon as you get to know her, you never want to stop being around her. Her acceptance of everyone makes her fun to be around and she truly brings out the best in everyone she meets. She has a caring heart and longs to pursue a career dedicated to the care of others. She’s always putting others needs above her own. Once you meet a Maron, don’t let her go

Friend 1:”hey who are you going to ask to prom?”

Friend 2:”idk all the cool girls have already been asked”
Friend 1:”Maron hasn’t, you should ask her! You would have so much fun!”
Friend 2:”Maron hasn’t been asked?!? She’s so cool!”

by Chickentenderlover June 12, 2018

mauroni

a well dressed bald man who is supremely talented in tickling the ivories, collecting post-it notes, and saying 'good then.'
a really fly individual.

Man, that guy is such a Mauroni! Can we be best friends?

by ljeanginger February 19, 2009

Mauroni

N. The world's most BA chorus teacher. Has the piano skills of Billy Joel and the flowing tresses of Vin Diesel. Always looks like whatever he is seeing is slightly bizarre and has a tie to go with every shirt.

V. To completely beast something; to do an amazing job.

Adj. Exceptionally fantastic

Ex. 1- (Kid 1) Who do you think would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Mr. Mauroni?
(Kid 2) Really? Did you even have to ask that? Mauroni would just have to look at Chuck Norris like he was crazy and Chuck Norris wouldn't be able to handle it.

Ex. 2- (Kid 1) How do you think you did on your solo?
(Kid 2) I think I Mauroni'd it. The crowd went wild. I had to do two encores.

Ex. 3- (Kid 1) Check out my new kicks.
(Kid 2) Wow. They're so Mauroni!

by Frank Loesser March 5, 2009

Metroneck

A generally educated and sophisticated individual who loves metropolitan big city life. A trend or trendy jetsetter. This can include theatre shows, reading travel & leisure or money magazines. They only purchase designer brands of everything, uses latest technology, carries a daybag, sachel, or purse, eats caviar, and routinely obtains manicures and pedicures. This person also happens to originate or posses roots from the rural southern U.S. Or, are called a redneck by some. They enjoy NASCAR, woods or forests. Have shopped at and love Wal-Mart, Piggly Wiggly Supermarkets, biscuits, cornbread, grits, collard greens, okra, pickup trucks, hunting, fishing, farming and own a very slow drawn accent. By definition, this person isn't necessarily gay or straight.

You were born in Vidalia, GA and lived there until you realized you love your family and roots, but really preferred the fast paced and big city living. Therefore, you no loger felt the need to avoid moving to New York, Chicago, or Boston. By using two words in the definition- metropolitan and redneck- Metroneck is the result.

by perryrules July 8, 2009

Macronegronomics

MacroNegronomics (from Greek prefix "macr(o)-" meaning "large" + "Negro-nomics") is a branch of economics dealing with the performance, structure, behavior and decision-making of the entire Negro population. This includes a national, regional, or global economy. In most cases using the art of hustling, gambling, or the sale of illicit drugs to get currency.

1.Aight nigga im bout to introduce you to da PH G of Macronegronomics.

2. think BIG nigga, MACRO-negronomics, gotta expand G.

by cowhead330 January 24, 2011