McToxicated

When a person is in Europe sitting in a McDonalds and drunk off of McBeer.

Guys I think I'm McToxicated from this shit.

by McToxicated November 4, 2011

Matos

The MiXX Master, Twan Duce, Juggalo, The ultimate KoRn fan, exactly like Fieldy in every way possible and oh so sexy

Matos is the Mutha-Fucking shit

by Fieldy snutz July 16, 2008

metoxen

the art of stuffing your testicles deeply into your anus thus providing a magical explosion of excitement.

I walked in and saw that bastard giving himself a metoxen, so I spanked him and joined in.

by bonertown December 2, 2004

Matombo

A very large male testicle (in other words a big dick)

Billy has a matombo.

by Alexandria T. January 6, 2008

Mattox

destroys pussy amazing in bad has a jumbo cock Honestly every girl wants to date hime

Man mattox has a huge dick and now we're dating big dick

by Destroyed taryn426537 January 28, 2017

Maton

A shot in the sport Snooker. One that comes about when a player pots a ball unintentionally and scores points. It is another word for Fluke.

Fuck me, did you see that guy? He just pulled a Maton

by dingdiesel October 14, 2011

andre matos

Andre matos is god (actually it's the best metal singer ever)

i'll pray andre matos
i'll sing like andre matos
i'll kill andre matos and disect him as a very nice room decoration

by Kyoshiro January 20, 2005