Definitions by bonertown

metoxen

the art of stuffing your testicles deeply into your anus thus providing a magical explosion of excitement.

I walked in and saw that bastard giving himself a metoxen, so I spanked him and joined in.

metoxen by bonertown December 2, 2004

ting 

making someone look at www.goatse.cx or www.tubgirl.com

I tinged him good. His eyes burst and he cried tears of blood after seeing that shit.

ting by Bonertown January 28, 2003