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Slut Math

A math equation that decides if somebody (normally a female) can be considered slutty.

The equation is shown below:
(# of past partners) / (age - 10) = X

Possible answers:
X<1 Good girl, the kind you take home to mom.
X=1 Average, there is nothing wrong with being normal.
X>1 SLUT, fun to play with but generally crazy.
Guy 1: Rachel looks cute, but with my Slut Math skills I have determined she is a slut.
Guy 2: How did you do that?
Guy 1: Well she is 16 years old, and has slept with 18 guys. It is simple math, 18/6=3.

Guy 2: Damn dude, you're right, she is a super slut!
by Zachy P July 20, 2010
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sales math

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020
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national skip math day

on february 9th, we all skip math. horray
did you hear? it’s national skip math day! yay!
by muffingiraffe14 February 8, 2021
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Science and Math Academy

A high school 4 year stem program guaranteed to produce pain, stress, and includes evil teachers. Located on the top floor. Also known as the SMA.
I'm in the Science and Math Academy!
The Science and Math Academy teachers are so mean.
by Chickenwingooo December 20, 2021
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Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
by anonymous January 12, 2023
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Symbolless Math

A politically correct term for “Elementary school math for the simple-minded or numerically challenged.” Math concepts explained in layman terms, which is targeted at those who are allergic to hearing or seeing numerical notations or equations.
Like sugarless chocolate or vegetarian chicken, promoters of symbolless math show that no groups or peoples should be excluded, especially the math-anxious or mathophobic—no one is beyond mathematical comprehension.
by MathPlus January 19, 2021
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Simple Math

Adj.
Inexpensiveness; Cheap; Not high in price.

DISCLAIMER:
If you, perhaps, believe this is phrase to be racist, you have no right to criticize or vote poorly. This phrase is not intended to be racist and should not be treat as such.
Furthermore, white power!
White guy: Oy, this shirt is fucking cheap.

Black, homeless, math illiterate guy: Yeah, dawg! Five dollars, dat shit simple math.
by Rob_mc October 20, 2009
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