canal measuring contest

The female version of a dick measuring contest.

She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.

by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021

Clit measuring contest

When 2 or more women try to out-mom the others by being overnurturing and being overbearing

Susie is having a clit measuring contest with her mom over who can hug Susie's daughter longer after she got an A- on her coloring assignment.

by Hackmalafore May 12, 2021

Masturinalphobia

The fear that the guy next to you at a urinal is masturbating. This accounts for urinals, stalls, and sinks in both male and femal bathrooms. The act is usually done vigorously, loud, and with a mean finish, or quiet, calm, and discreetly.

Dude: Let's stop by the house, I gotta use the bathroom.
Dude2: Why can't you just go here?
Dude: I have masturinalphobia.....
Dude2: Dude no one's going to do anything wierd.
Dude: You ever heard of Peewee Herman?
Dude2: We'll stop by your house.

by ScottBrown June 12, 2011

mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.

'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012

Masturboga

The modern word for a sexual practice originating from Yoga, where more practical stances and dynamic techniques are used for sexual purposes. The mixture of yoga techniques and sex, this being individual or with (a) partner(s). It is commonly confused with tantric sex and kama sutra, which in part originate from the original style of masturboga.
The modern style originates in the 1960's London yoga underground and translates these ancient practices to a version more suited for contemporary lovers and situations.

That dude does autofellatio ?!" "Yeah, he's got an advanced level in Masturboga.

by crane132 June 13, 2010

ass measuring

Medical / Verb ~ when a male individual from the same ethnic denomination places their thumbs together extending the lesser fingers laterally in an effort to denote waist and buttock ratios in the opposite sex where body fat is of concern.

Her ass fits perfectly per my ass measuring measurements.

by Fester fester November 15, 2013

Mastering Debation

The name of a class aimed to teach the student how to excel at debation.

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by Engwish teacha March 23, 2011