Ho-mestic

Used to describe the female in a relationship that does not have any cooking, cleaning or sewing abilities but instead prefers to balance this deficiency by behaving like a nymphomaniac for her partner.

Lulu can't cook for shit but she gives a mean blow job. I guess you could say she's "Ho-mestic"

by goddesslu April 28, 2010

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

Sad masti

when you have a masti time but with tears. (tears can be used as lube if needed)

Hey man, just had me a sad masti. shit was a real tear jerker

by anonymous October 4, 2021

Mikey Husein Masic

A very cool guy that likes to suck cock and take it up the ass all day longg

wow, you were hanging out with Mikey Husein Masic? did you take it up the ass or did he?

by CrazyyBITCH October 30, 2011

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

mesticle

Mushroom-like testicle

Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.

by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009