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masterbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!
by John July 26, 2003
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Masterbaton

The muscle between your elbow and inside of your elbow that grows more and more every time you masterbate.
John - Woah man! Your arm is huge!
Freddy - Thanks man! I've been working on my masterbaton.
by DaPro May 30, 2010
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Masterbatable

A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.
"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"
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masterbation

The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.
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by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003
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Masterbaiting

Not to be confused with masturbating.
Masterbaiting is just being really good at fishing.
“I masterbaited yesterday.”
“Ew, you don’t need to tell me that!”
“What? I caught lots of fish! That’s Masterbaiting!”
by Have You Seen My Ging’ December 17, 2020
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Maisterbait

1 - The Act of jerking off to internet shock sites.
2 - Searching the internet in order to find disgusting and vile images to show your friends that make them question your sexuality as well as why they are friends with you
"Dude, Kyle spent his whole day maisterbaiting today and then copied all the links onto my facebook."

"My mom caught me Maisterbaiting yesterday and as a result cancelled my internet subscription"

"Kyle Maisterbaits so often that he has the limited edition goatse mastercard"
by James Wag February 27, 2007
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Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate
Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too
by genghis September 13, 2016
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