Mashed Potato

A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.

"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."

by Russell H May 24, 2007

Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington)

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.

Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.

by Molly February 1, 2005

Mashed Potatoes And Gravy

When a man puts his bare ass on another man or woman face and moves it around saying "mash potatoes and gravy" in a girls voice.

Seth will not fight back when he gets a face full of Mashed Potatoes And Gravy he seemed to like it

by Lester the Melester kochishnv June 28, 2011

mashed potato

masturbation

Last night I had mashed potato....

by twigger 7777777 April 1, 2009

Mashed Smadden

A drunk game of madden, where for every touchdown scored a shot of alcohol must be taken. The game must also be set to 15 minute quarters.

Instead of going out to a party we should just play Mashed Smadden tonight.

by schmam December 4, 2010

mashed out

To get knocked down or knocked out to get overpowered layed out or rolled over

That guy got mashed out in front of the store he must of stole something

by Gil Geor May 14, 2018

mashed potatoes and gravy

when a male/female would like to be shitted on literally n lick up the mess this term is used for sick basterds that like it kinky if this floats ya boat then try dirty sanchez

hey marcus what would you let that girl do to you? marcus:i'd let her shit on me and i'd eat it. ewww dude don't pull that "mashed potatoes and gravy" stuff on meee!

by mr. Alex Heller at your servic June 30, 2009