Mandingler

A word you use as an online username once who realise to your disappointment that mandingo has already been taken

hmmmm......mandingler?

by Mandingler March 19, 2017

Facebook Marriage

Something that is as real as a porno

Guy 1: How the hell is Dylan married to Nicole? They're 16 and I've never seen them together.

Guy 2: Its a Facebook Marriage, of course its fake!

by Danny Blaine June 18, 2011

marriage

In the USA: Legalized slavery for men. Legalized "you can do no wrong" for women.

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.

by jethro January 3, 2006

Marriage

A point when you credit cards are maxed and you don't have sex

Wow this marriage sucks!

by GACAE May 13, 2010

micro marrige

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”

by Thomas Maddocks May 11, 2018

Marriage

The act of sealing your fate and selling your soul to one person, and then possibly losing everything you own when you get a divorce. Notice how I didn't say if?

"What demon did you sell your soul to this time?"

"Marriage."

by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014

marriage

A sure way to kill 95% of a woman's sex drive.

Justine and I usta make like rabbits all the time. Now after marrying her I'm lucky to get laid one or two times a week.

by Amos Bwatt September 16, 2004