Bullshit Marathon

The Psychological "Marathon" of compliments, gifts, and help with school assignments that a man must go through to get past the friend zone with a girl.

Ryan was sick of running the bullshit marathon that Marie was putting him through. It looks like they're going to remain just friends.

by Athren in: Real Life June 17, 2009

Montreal's pantless marathon

A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.

If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

O'marathon

A long run comprising of 18 miles or more done purely for the sake of enjoying the scenery and environment of where the participant is running. Popular amongst high school and college runners in the Western Pennsylvania distance running community, it was created by the great American Distance Runner Timothy O'Mara.

"Hey did you run an O'Marathon Today?"
"I'm going to run an O'marathon across a glacier, it looks very scenic."

by McLovin' August 31, 2007

Kissing Marathon

Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.

Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."

Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."

by PinkeySherbet July 12, 2011

Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)

My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

BK Marathon

Where you steal something from a Wal Mart and run to the nearest Burger King.

Carlos: "Hey Justin, want to run the BK Marathon?"
Justin: "Nah, I ran two last week, I'm worn out."

by The Snowtorious B.I.G. March 17, 2011

half marathon

a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles

person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"

by arunner August 23, 2012