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Nantucket

small island off of Massachusetts. In the summer asshole tourists ruin the island and in the winter the much less rich natives live there. Best place on the entire world if not for the people that don't know what ACK actually means. You can do almost anything on the island and it is loads of fun.
Hey guys when we go to Nantucket we should totally visit brant point I heard thats what all the natives do
by dfhdafhgad July 2, 2015
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Nantucket Sleigh Ride

Amateurs. A Nantucket Sleigh Ride is when you lay your special lady face down naked. You take her by her hair and slip the heels of your fit into her arm pits You then drop down on her going deuce hole. You then hang on and enjoy the ride. Properly performed it will bring back childhood memories of taking your flexible flyer down a hill of fresh powder.
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sleigh ride
sexual position
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whaling
by Emo2 March 2, 2011
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nantucket sleigh ride

Filling your partners sex orifices with cheap cat meat...which was usually off cuts of whale meat..Then performining doggy style sex whilst holding her head back via a collar arround their neck.
Alternatively....open a can of cat meat..ensuring the sides are not sharp.
Slide your stiff rod in and fuck as usual..known as an alternative nantucket sleigh ride.
by ulrich von lichtenstein February 5, 2004
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Nantucket Necktie

When a man is engaging in intercourse with a woman while wearing a condom. When he is about to climax, he removes said condom and fastens it around his partner's neck like a common necktie. When the female gasps for air to avoid asphyxiation, the male ejaculates into her gaping mouth.
Male 1: Why does Ellen have that nasty scar on her neck? Did Ted give her a hickey?
Male 2: No, you ignorant fuck, Ted gave her a Nantucket Necktie.
by jaquescosteau September 2, 2010
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nantucket

A small island off the coast of Connecticut that is falsely believed to be summered at by "old money" families.
Nantucket has been taken over by nouveau riche corporate types with flashy cars and houses.
by hater123 April 24, 2007
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Nantucket Nibbler

The n.n. is a multi-tasker.mentally paying attention to one
thing,while sexually thinking of another. In any scenario,it may gently,while looking away, start to slowly draw in the object with it's lips just as a sedated goat or elephant may do.
Lightly tugging to see what it may have,but not looking.
The hasty a decision is made, to fornicate,eat,or flee,it's previously mouthed object.

.The mental focus of the nn while performing it's passive pleasure, is as under-studied, as is,
the vastness of our ocean floor.
Sleeping in a van/floor w/other bandmates in the dark scenario:
One morning a you may wake up w/ a massive hole
in your sweaterfrom a nantucket nibbler.
Another morning pants undone,can't figure who chuggged/or slurped-ya one.Natucket Nibbler?
by T.$. November 9, 2011
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Nantucket Principle

Where using idiotic phrases in reference to intelligent work causes the work to be destroyed.
By using the 'pwned' in reference to a potentially major scientific breakthrough you've actually made AIDS mutate to become airborne and highly contagious.

Another case of the Nantucket Principle at work was when the Wright brothers tried their first airplane prototype. Just before they were going to do their first test flight Orville said something to the effect of 'We are going to codfloddle this strumpet!' which caused Bernoulli's principle to completely change, setting flight back many years.
by njansen August 8, 2009
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