Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019

monopoly

when a male covers the receiving partner in cum so that wherever she puts her hands, she lands in cum.

Man #1: hey, i heard you and your girl played monopoly yesterday.
Man #2: yeah and she sent me straight to jail...

by noodlenightmare November 21, 2010

Monopoly

The act of feigning ignorance about something and asking people about it.

"Jeezus Rayhan, stop doing a Monopoly and asking the time. I can see a wrist watch on your arm!!"

by FMorgano April 16, 2014

Monopolyamorous

The desire to have sexual intercourse with everyone on Earth of the opposite sex and/or the same sex.

I have this fantasy where every man on earth dies so I can have sex with all the women by default because I am monopolyamorous.

by escpolnik May 24, 2014

monopoly

this is the most fuckin racist game ive ever seen in my life!a game where you buy extremly low cost areas in the da hood and you can be a car with spinnin rims, a toaster toastin fried chicken,a battleship with all black people working on it, a hat that slaves wore, a cannon that hints to firing at blacks, and iron and thimble to show how hard slaves worked! in a special edition version of monopoly, you can be a SPADE! (spade also being a slang term for nigger.)you can also be a tea cup full of, not tea, but colt 45. how racist!

the monopoly guy looks like a plantation owner.

by da hood' July 22, 2004

monopoly

Consenting, passion sex between two girls.

"Donnan and Shella played monopoly at my house."

by LunaBoi July 25, 2004

monopoly

To own all.

AIM, Microsoft, etc. This is becoming increasingly more difficult as the government busted up AT&T in the 1980's and American Airlines recently.

by Flyashi November 9, 2003